Fond Farewell to a Fish

Magical batfishYou let us all pet your scalesAre you fish or cat?Ruler of the "sea"You shocked your enemies deadYou just wanted friendsGiant empty tankStarry and crabby miss youDo fish have heaven?Farewell, sweet Batty. We'll miss you.Dramatic? Yes. But really, it's so weird how a fish can feel like...

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First boys, then job, then blog

That was my intended order of operations for the evening. I deviated somewhat and chose blog before job. I'll get to applying to that sushi restaurant later...I decided a little over a month ago to try online dating, but seeing as how I'm unemployed, opted for the free site OkCupid. There are a surprising number of decent guys on there. But man, is it time-consuming. Someone once said to me (actually,...

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Everybody's working for the weekend (except me)

So far I've managed to completely neglect my idea of starting a blog. I've been majorly focused on looking for a job the past week. A whirlwind of interviews that ended with the usual, "we are very impressed with you, but just decided to go with someone with more experience" and restaurants that "aren't...

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Sweet, sweet chasm of interweb glory

Here is another blog. It's not pretty and I'm not quite sure what to do with it yet. But I decided it was time I adopt yet another online habit to ensure I fall deeper and deeper into the abyss of internet gratification (go outside damn it!) In part, I'm doing it for professional reasons. In part, because...

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